At War With Rebecca

A person that I hate, Rebecca, and I have decided to hate one another for no reason. Maybe it’s because we're taking our frustrations with everyone else out on each other. Or maybe it's because I truly hate her. Either way, its kind of fun finding things wrong with her and letting her, and everyone else in the room, know what is terribly wrong with her. She has come up with some good insults, but I think mine are much better. Its not just because I said them, it’s because I think she is starting to get a complex because of my insults.

Here's a few complex causing insults I have told her recently:

• You know what would be better than having you here? Anything.
  
• Does it bother you to have the features of a man?
  
• It’s funny how you think you have friends.
  
• Mary is my favorite Pletsch.
  
• What’s it like being so stupid?
  
• I’ve never noticed it before, but you look like you could be Hulk Hogan’s father.