As many people in Utah have witnessed, there is a hair style that seems to be somewhat popular among women, but only in Utah. I know it as "Utah hair." There could be other names for it, probably better ones, but I don't know them. For those of you that do not know, Utah hair seems like any other hairstyle from at least 100 feet away. But once you get closer than 100 feet to a girl with Utah hair you notice something strange. It’s almost as if she has a tiny face. This intrigues you so you get slightly closer only to realize her hair is so big she could be a stunt double for Rick Moranis in the movie Spaceballs. I don't know what makes these women think that this hair style looks good. Most of the time it looks like they're smuggling a box under their hair because their hair is almost squared off in the back. Unfortunately, I have had many close encounters with Utah hair. In one of my classes about a year ago there was this girl with quintessential Utah hair. She never took a day off from doing her hair. She never put her hair in a pony tail or just parted it in the middle and let it do it’s thing. Without fail, she raised the level of her hair at least 3 inches every day. And the worst part was, she had a twin in the same class and she did her hair the exact same way!
*Women of Utah. If you have this hair style it does not look good. Just because a lot of others have this same hair style does not make it acceptable. It just means that there are a lot of others with stupid looking hair. Change your hair style immediately.*
3 comments:
Excellent blog. I hate Utah hair. There was this girl in my freshman ward who had extreme Utah hair and it was in such bad condish that it looked like it could break in half at any moment. It was bad.
you are so right collin. the hairstyles here make me kind of dizzy and off balance. i just dont comprehend how they defy gravity as they do. can you please blog more. that would make me happy!
The Utah hair is clearly purposeful. As you have previously mentioned, one cannot help but be drawn in by the tiny-face. And as you approach for a better look... BAM! They snag you in a Man Trap! It is much like a bear trap only invisible. And unlike a bear trap in that it causes emotional damage (including annoyance) rather than physical maiming.
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