*DISCLAIMER* If your name isn't Bryce, you won't get some of this and you will think this is a very boring post. However, it is written for anyone to read since those not named Bryce are likely to read it anyway.
Bryce and I have been friends for several years now. Anyone that knows both of us remotely well knows that we are very similar. Bryce is quite funny and can come up with hilarious things very quickly. In fact, Bryce may be funnier than me (probably not though). Because of this, I will often repeat the funny things Bryce says, to others that do not know Bryce in an effort to make me seem funnier and wittier than I really am. For instance, some of my friends know about Plan B. These friends know that Bryce and I came up with it together. But they don't know that a few of the Plan B's that I told them I cam up with were actually from the twisted mind of Bryce.
Bryce likes to go by one of two aliases. The first alias is Rufio. I'm not exactly certain what Bryce's reasoning is for choosing Rufio. Maybe its because the character Rufio in the movie Hook is freaking awesome, or maybe Bryce is trying to emulate the hardcore emo band Rufio. I have always assumed that its because of the Hook character since the band Rufio isn't that good and Bryce often says bangarang. The second alias is Chet. I really have no idea why Bryce occasionally insists on being called Chet. Its not that great of a name. I mean, its not a bad name. But its no better than any other name in my opinion. The alias Chet has a last name as well but I don't care enough to remember it.
I also like to annoy Bryce as often as possible. Below are a few of the things I have done to make him angry.
- I repeatedly like to tell Bryce that in the event of an "untimely" death that I would marry Megan, his wife.
- I stick my finger in Bryce's water glass before he drinks out of it at restaurants so he has to ask the server for another glass. Its funny watching him give a full glass of water to the server and asking for a replacement. The server's expression is always funny as well.
- I intentionally have opposing opinions to almost every political stance Bryce has just to see how angry he can get at me.
- I bring up "touchy" subjects such as immigration, global warming (according to Bryce it doesn't exist), or most things pro-Obama just to see how quickly he will get upset.
So why the pointless post about Bryce, and why all the links to Bryce's blog? I did it because of a recent comment where Bryce instructed me to stop linking his name to his blog. I only have one thing to say to you Bryce: DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN!
6 comments:
It's Swingline. Chet's last name is Swingline.
Stop it you fat old pervert! Everyone knows you're "The American" so stop trying to pawn it off on me.
Oh my gosh.
You. Love. Bryce.
Aside from your creepy obsession with Bryce, this post was really great. I especially enjoyed the part about you sticking your finger in his water. I'm totally going to do this to people.
Jenny, if you had met me in person, you would totally understand why people are obsessed with me. I'm kind of a big deal. As for Collin, he doesn't just stick his finger in water but in open mouths as well. For instance, when you yawn, he will try to stick his salty, germy finger in your mouth. Which is sick, and gross.
Its true. Bryce has almost thrown up because of a finger-in-mouth incident.
You violated me! I had to meet with my bishop for months after you did that.
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